The catalogue
59 cheeses
Saint-Nectaire
Auvergne, France
Volcanic pasture, rye-straw cellars, and a rind that smells of mushrooms.
Stichelton
Nottinghamshire, England
A raw-milk Stilton in all but name — the name is the one thing it cannot have.
Taleggio
Lombardy / Val Taleggio, Italy
A square washed rind from Lombardy that smells far worse than it behaves.
Tomme de Savoie
Savoie, France
A low-fat farmhouse leftover that turned out to be delicious.
Tête de Moine
Bernese Jura, Switzerland
Shaved into rosettes with a hand-cranked blade, because slicing ruins it.
Vacherin Mont d’Or
Vaud / Jura, Switzerland
Only made in winter, only sold in a spruce box, only eaten with a spoon.
Vesterhavsost
Thise, Jutland, Denmark
Aged in cellars that take in North Sea air, and it tastes like it.
Västerbottensost
Burträsk, Västerbotten, Sweden
Sweden’s one great hard cheese, made in a single dairy nobody can replicate.
West Country Farmhouse Cheddar
Somerset, Dorset, Devon & Cornwall, England
The real thing: cloth-bound, cave-aged, and nothing like a plastic block.
Yorkshire Wensleydale
North Yorkshire, England
Cistercian in origin, saved from closure in the 1990s by a cartoon.
Époisses de Bourgogne
Burgundy, France
Washed in grape brandy until the rind glows orange and the room objects.